The Bag of Holding

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Bellevue, WA
A bipolar guy in a pressure-cooker industry
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ApochPiQ
April 17, 2007
My Narcotics Addiction


Daddy needs his medicine.
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ApochPiQ
April 15, 2007
Don't Fret, My Dear
My left hand is become an orb of pure, immobile agony. The digits move only in short, tortured lurches, as if gasping for the last gulps of life. My right hand no longer obeys the commands of my mind, but moves only in vaguely rhythmic vertical twitchings.

I am occasionally seized by an uncontrollab…
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ApochPiQ
April 15, 2007
On creating the universe
I've discovered an interesting truth about creating a programming language: you won't have enough motivation to do it right, unless you already have a program you want to write in that language. It doesn't matter how stupid the program is; if you don't have a problem to solve, the language won't go…
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ApochPiQ
April 03, 2007
I LOVE CRACK!!! ... Down. Crackdown.
There was a time when I was vaguely concerned that investing in the 360 would ultimately prove to be a mistake. I think I believed that somehow I wouldn't play it often enough or get much enjoyment out of it.


This fear has been stomped on and viciously maimed in a two-prong attack that involves so m…
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ApochPiQ
April 02, 2007
You Don't Really Want to be a Game Developer
I've talked before about how hard it is to relate my job experience to other people.

It's pretty common for people, upon hearing that I work in game development, to react along the lines of "wow, cool! What a great job!" And this is a difficult problem: they are both right and wrong.

I say "I make vi…
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ApochPiQ
April 01, 2007
Imperator of the Drunken Ray
So I had a few beers last night, and decided to write a raytracer. The last one I did was a huge amount of fun, and despite it eating up three years of my life and turning into one of my most annoying failures, I still have fond memories of the project.

I keep getting ideas for stuff I'd like to try…
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ApochPiQ
March 27, 2007
A Tale of Debuggery
This is a story.


It doesn't have any guns, explosions, or crazy futuristic technology. There is no romance, no beautiful woman to be saved at the end, and no vague but stirring innuendo. There is no deep, insightful commentary on humanity or any of the goings-on of human beings.

There is, however, an…
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ApochPiQ
March 24, 2007
Hey... YOU'RE DUMB!
So, hands up: who likes to think of themselves as stupid?

Pause for crickets and tumbleweed...


Huh. Apparently, feeling dumb is not particularly popular. Who would have guessed?

Let's try a little experiment. I want you to imagine that you and I are in the same room, discussing something. You've just …
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ApochPiQ
March 22, 2007
God of War II dev diary
Watch this video. Right now.

This is the most honest, brutally true-to-life, and transparent glimpse into the realities of the game development world that I've ever seen.

There's a vague sense of deja vu for me, watching this. The intense crunch pre-E3; the tense, half-pissed off meetings where every…
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ApochPiQ
March 17, 2007
What have I become?!
I have descended to the darkest depths of bachelor geekhood: I just stayed up all night on a Friday night, and my breakfast consists of Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets squeezed onto stale Fritos Scoops, because I haven't had a chance to go grocery shopping yet this week.


Rahh.
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